All about the cats
First thing I do in the morning? Feed the cats.
If one or both of them are outside for too long? Go and find the cats.
If one of them looks a bit uncomfortable? Move me or them so that they are comfortable.
If one of the cats is sleeping on my side of the bed? I move.
Share my food with the cats? Yes.
The cats share their food with me? Never
Am I a 'mad cat lady'? Almost certainly.